Nothing and Everything

onekindword:

FOR PIZZA!!!!
And corndogs and pool noodles and tortured metaphors!

This moment was too good not to make a thing.

FOR PIZZA!!!!

And corndogs and pool noodles and tortured metaphors!

This moment was too good not to make a thing.

I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things

It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things

Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?　

(Source: tightinvocabulary)

(Source: seancecafe)

assvenger:

#the fear of being uselessly human keeps him ruthless #my darling vicious wisecracking massively fucked up archer

(Source: ironspy)

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

(Source: qui-quaequod)

appleindecay:

“Uh, his first name is Agent.”

umqra:

but how long can a cat survive in an unheated hold at 34,000 feet?　

(Source: alwaysawinchester)

cworths:

{x} and it’s all one lovely, erm, friendship.

dynamic-punch:

when i try to draw feet

acquiesce-my-ascendancy:

#i’m gay and i’m not even this gay

that tag tho

tealbluestatic:

mirabilelectu:

#I just #God this picture #it is possibly the most emblematic thing for their relationship ever #They are sitting in Buckingham Palace - the very symbol and metaphorical seat of power of their nation #a place loaded with tradition and expectation and enough decorum to choke a normal human being #And these two idiots are sitting there on a sofa worth more than my house laughing like loons #while one of them wears a damn bedsheet and nothing else #But you know what? #It’s all fine #Because they’re together and when they’re together they can laugh at the Queen herself because they are unstoppable #And so John will throw his head back with a huge belly laugh #and Sherlock will chuckle in that way he saves only for John and no one else #And it will all be absolutely #100% #fine

(Source: completemadman)