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wobsession:

In case you didn’t know, there has been a slight geographical change in Europe.

FINLAND IS NO LONGER A NEIGHBOUR OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY

(Source: w-obsesses)

youknowyourebritishwhen:

baileys-from-a-shoe:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

20 POINTS

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STANDARD PROCEDURE IS FOR THIS

PUT THE KETTLE ON

OKAY

sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena

the-eleventh-blog:

why can’t i vote for graham norton

united kingdom: [gets 13 points]
graham norton: ladies and gentlemen, we've done it

Lena: I'ts raining, but we're having so much fun!
Graham: Speak for yourself, Lena.

highfunctioning-homosapien:

And on your right you can see the whole of the UK shaking their fists in the direction of France

"You should leave."

— Graham Norton (via the-eleventh-blog)

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

justanothersimsblog:

pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

Sims 1 in a nutshell

justanothersimsblog:

pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

Sims 1 in a nutshell

finechester:

I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all

‘hello my children what happened wh—’

mattgorman:

jhermann:

staff:

We’ve introduced some incredible new features on the dashboard! After the incredible success of our Arrow-Coming-Out-Of-Box icon, which, if you click on it, you can incredibly Email a tumblr post, to, like, your Aunt or something, we decided to unveil some of the most incredible advances in user interface design that Tumblr has ever even thought of, let alone made, incredibly.

Print: Now you can save your favorite GIFS, songs and videos on paper, an incredible medium that never runs out of batteries and is immune to feature rot.

Telephone: As a way to help our mobile users, we’ve opened up a new service that lets you call your friends and tell them about a post! With one click a call will be placed to the mobile phone of the Tumblr you may or may not know. Don’t worry if you don’t know their phone number — we’ve made that information public!

Train: No longer do you have to imagine what the Tumblrs you’re following look like in person! This incredible new feature installs a length of railroad track directly from your computer to theirs. As with all of our features, we see no possible way this could be used for harassment.

New post with the exact same content as the post you’re looking at: Tired of saving an image to the desktop just so you can upload it again and pretend it’s your own? Well here you go! If you repost an image and we think it’s cool, we’ll put it on the radar, or even give it a blue tag!

Incredible, right?

it actually looks like they put some time into this. good going tumblr I take it all back

When will these be availabe on the mobile app!?

(Source: castiltskin)

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman.

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.