it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
WHAT SOME OF YOU DON’T KNOW
is that their are these fancy fruits called “Blood oranges”
It is called blood orange because the outside is all orangey, while the inside looks like flesh.
(no that is not a grapefruit)
While it is in the orange group, it’s not like other oranges.
According to sunkist.com ”All oranges contain carotene — that’s what makes them orange. Moros(blood oranges) get their red color from high concentrations of a pigment called anthocyanin, a powerful antioxidant that neutralizes the effects of free radicals. ”
So next time you see someone say something is blood orange, they are probably referring to the distinct tasting, red fleshy color inside a Moro,
I saw it coming about 17 miles away and still laughed so hard i choked on my fucking spit
nonbinary wizards going by pronouns that correspond with their patronus
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
international womens day today
dont forget to include trans women, disabled women, women of colour, non-binary people who partly identify as women, queer women, all women.all of them. i don’t want to see any derailed posts today about shit like “international mens day” it doesnt fly like that
Power resides where men believe it resides.
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”
"Hermione and Neville remind me so much of what we know of the friendship between Lily and Remus. Remus was very much the outsider and Lily the smart muggleborn who was always helping him when the rest rejected him."