cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
tranquil as a forest, but on fire within.
Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
“i feel a million bucks” i say to you. you assume ive made a typo, but in reality ive spent the past 15 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, and their fur so soft.
What the fuck is wrong with this website
a pervasively anti-intellectual hivemind that denigrates anything remotely creative and interesting with constant unending cries of “what the FUCK is WRONG with this website” and “oh my GOD r u on DRUGS” like a coven of shrieking baby pterodactyls cognitively incapable of understanding that the one person who dares attempting to make an interesting or humorous post is forced to see each and every one of their incessant half a cent comments in their own twisted Dantean circle of hell
so lemme get this straight
according to Jensen at one of the TorCon panels, “I’m Too Sexy” was the second choice when they couldn’t get licensing for “All By Myself”
you’re telling me that had clearance gotten their way, 10.01 would have had a scene in which a sickly, half-naked, pining Castiel languishing in bed talking about how much he misses & is worried about Dean
segues directly into demon!Dean singing “All by Myself”
are you fucking kidding me
if plane tickets were ten dollars i would fight every one of my mutuals
How many walkers have you killed?
How many people have you killed?
Ignore - just talking about stuff I’d rather not share with the people in my house but want to get out
here’s a hint
if someone puts something under a read more and tags it ‘personal’ they probably don’t want that shit reblogged
Then don’t put it on a public blogging site…?
Learn some empathy rather than just basically saying ‘If I can reblog something then I will do it without any regard for the feelings of the person who posted something very personal’
There are a million and one reasons someone would post something on here that they didn’t want reblogged, your job is to be a decent person and take their feelings into account. It’s not difficult.
afab trans remus is my favorite headcanon because i like
imagine the marauders coming up to remus one day and being like
"remus… it’s ok. we know. you disappear to the hospital wing once every month, you dont like to take your clothes off near anyone else, we’ve never met your family before, but it’s fine remus. we figured it out months ago"
"you guys don’t care I’m a werewolf???"
"YOU’RE A WHAT"
how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive